Oh my god?? You're a detective. Oh my god. I'm calling you a narc right now. You... narc.

[ she gives a dorky giggle in that high, pleased way she has, sidling in as quickly as she can before uncovering the bottle and two shotglasses. yes, she covered it with her wings the whole way here. yes, it looked ten times more suspicious than she would have just walking normally. ]

Okay. So. We should definitely do a shot first? But I have an amazing idea. You're going to love it. [ a pause. ] Actually, you're going to think it's the worst idea ever. Which it is? I love it.